Title: IM Convo
Author: Foxhunt2blue & Pet
Rating: R
Pairing: Angel/Spike
Summary: Spike IM's Angel at work wackiness follows.
Disclaimer: That Joss guy and the Mutant Grr Arrg monster own them not us. We just play with them and make them do cute, hot things.Bored, Horny Punk says:
What ya doin' broody breeches?
Souled Champion, CEO says:
Working... go away
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Aww... now is that anyway to treat your fav childe, pet?
Souled Champion, CEO says:
You’re not my favorite and really I don't just come out and take any responsibility for you at all. As a matter of fact... let's not talk relation anymore it makes me fidgety. Now go away.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Yeah, well... De-Nile ain't just a river in bloody Egypt. I 'd say it's a big broody ponce in LA, too. Sooo... what ya doin'?
Souled Champion, CEO says:
Working.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Workin' on what?
Souled Champion, CEO says:
On work.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
What kinda work?
Souled Champion, CEO says:
Hard work.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Ohhh... hard is it now?
Souled Champion, CEO says:
GO AWAY.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Yep... it's hard ain't it, luv? Come on you can tell little ol' me.
Souled Champion, CEO says:
*signs out*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Hey, luv... what ya doin'?
I do not Brood says:
Oh god.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Yesss...?
I do not Brood says:
Go away Spike.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Bored. Ain't goin' anywhere, pet. Now where were we? Oh, yeah! Hard wasn't it?
I do not Brood says:
Okay... Okay your bored we can fix this. Go to Gunn, he'll give you an assignment, tell him I sent you.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Don't wanna...
I do not Brood says:
FINE... then go to Wes. I'm sure he's translating a *very* interesting book right now. Wouldn't you just *love* to bother him?
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Naw... Wes is out to lunch with Fred. Getting a nooner like the horny Brit, he is.
I do not Brood says:
He does NOT get nooners Spike he's well he's... British and well stiff upper and all that and OH MY GOD GO THE HELL AWAY!!
I do not Brood says:
*signs out*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Puppies... now is it?
I save Puppies says:
JESUS!!
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Naw... last I checked couldn't walk on water. Now back to that *HARD* work...
I save Puppies says:
Are you stalking me?
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Yep.
I save Puppies says:
Figures.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Did you know that Wes is kinky? Never thought the bloody bastard had it in him. *BG*
I save Puppies says:
What?
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Got an envelope of Polaroids of our lil' Fred. Damn she's got some nice tits...
I save Puppies says:
OH GOD SPIKE. PUT THOSE DOWN!!
Bored, Horny Punk says:
What?
I save Puppies says:
Those are... not... yours... put... them... down.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Pretty arse, too. Never figured her for a red lace girl.
I save Puppies says:
SPIKE!!
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Hey... he's got lube in here, too.
I save Puppies says:
...........................
I save Puppies says:
*signs out*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Now that ain't bloody well right. Must be greasing his salami in here...
Soul Boy says:
*whimper*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Do you have some too, pet?
Soul Boy says:
No.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Why don't I believe you? I bet you're wanking right now.
Soul Boy says:
No.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
And why the bloody hell not? Big CEO like you in that lonely office...got to release some of that tension.
Soul Boy says:
I work get that Spike. W.O.R.K.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Work what?
Soul Boy says:
I... I... I fill out forms... I attend meetings... I read things... I press important buttons... I go save things... I answer phone calls... I... I... GO AWAY!!
Soul Boy says:
*signs out*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Flogging the log...
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
*sigh*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Waxing the pole?
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
I'm ignoring you now.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Peeling the banana?
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
*whistles while filling out forms*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
You're wanking right now.
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
*hums*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
*sighs* You know maybe I should come over... help you work.
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
NO!!
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Sharpen your pencil... file your forms...
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
NO!! NO!! I do not *need* you to come over here... okay, I don't I'm fine... stay... STAY where you are.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Unwrap your lolly...
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
God no.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Lick your stamps... after all sure you’re busy mailing out important documents and all that pet.
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
Yes... BUSY... key word there Spike B.U.S.Y.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Busy buttering the bread?
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
I hate you.
Liam a.k.a. Angel says:
*signs out*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Course ya do Angel... always did... never stopped us from havin' a bit of fun though.
Warrior for Good says:
We never had fun.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Austria ...
Warrior for Good says:
Sorry can't recall.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Italy ...
Warrior for Good says:
Nope not coming to me.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Greece ...now that was a right bit of *fun*...
Warrior for Good says:
Sorry must have me confused with somebody else.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
That secluded beach... full moon... bent me right over the bow of that little sail boat and...
Warrior for Good says:
GOD SHUT UP SPIKE!!
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Fine... I'll shut up. Be right up there in a bit so you can help me out with that.
Warrior for Good says:
NO... NO... Please no.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Did you check your mail, luv?
Warrior for Good says:
No why?
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Sent ya something... a surprise...
Warrior for Good says:
What?
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Go have a look you big, broody hero.
Warrior for Good says:
Uhmmm okay... *goes to check*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Find it?
Warrior for Good says:
Give a vampire a second. I'm opening my mail now.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
For a vampire you sure are sodding slow... *rolls eyes*
Warrior for Good says:
.................
Warrior for Good says:
.........
Warrior for Good says:
.....
Warrior for Good says:
..
Warrior for Good says:
*signs out*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
That's your bed BTW
Peaches says:
MY GOD how did you find all my USERNAMES? Harmony tell you?
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Course not, luv. I'm a vampire for the ages. You seem to forget I used to hang with Red... she's one hell of a hacker.
Peaches says:
*rubs hand over face* Please just leave me alone.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Now don't be tellin' me you didn't like my surprise?
Peaches says:
...You have to be joking.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
I know how you like silk sheets... always liked those deep red ones...
Bored, Horny Punk says:
...Especially against me pale skin...
Peaches says:
*shifts*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Silk and marble... yeah that's what you used to say, luv.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Hard, smooth...pale...
Peaches says:
*coughs*
Bored, Horny Punk says:
You still there... *peaches*???
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Bet your bloody well workin' *hard* now.
Peaches says:
Yes... I'm... there's... a big... pile of papers... I really need to sign... I... I...
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Yeah... *big*...
Peaches says:
HUGE...
Peaches says:
Oh god...
Peaches says:
I need... to... go
Peaches says:
Now
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Where?
Peaches says:
Away
Peaches says:
Away from you.
Bored, Horny Punk says:
Now, luv... I'll meet ya... upstairs?
Peaches says:
I... I...
Peaches says:
*signs out*